Back by popular demand, it's the Quinnarama Baby Namer! Okay, only one person asked me, but that person is popular enough that I figured I'd repost this. It was part of the original Quinnarama.com website, and published well before I was even close to having kids. Several years later, I have two sons, and even though I didn't get all the names I wanted in there (it turns out my wife had some say in it too), they're in there somewhere. Thank heaven I didn't have any girls. I'll present this in its original format, swear words and all. Sorry, Grandma!
Quinnarama Baby Namer
Besides producing hundreds of Fisher Price Little People, we're eventually going to produce hundreds of human offspring. This is a list of my favorite names for those lucky bastards; you can use them if you like.
BOY NAMES
Coke
Timex
Sherlock
Chewbacca
Hazel-Rah
Mahonri Moriancumr
Link
Lennon
Arthur
Belacqua
Hocky
The Edge
Boyardee
Beth
Fidel
Armagosa
Doctor
GIRL NAMES
Glumboclutch
Ichabod
Lonnorrhea
Charo
Amphibia
Indiglo
Conquistadora
Yodelle
Lulu
Gargantua
Caffeine
Cookie
Hysteria
Lillith
Mugatu
Selina
Samantha
Jeannie
Carl
Scarborough
Cuthbert
Tortecakes
Osmondina
Desdemona
Zuckuss
Kriemhilde
Edeltraut
Urethra
Pelvessa
Delicatessen
This is why you're my favorite.
ReplyDeleteYou KNOW if we were to have another child, I'd have my way and name her Edeltraut. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteFor a boy or a girl... Darth.
ReplyDeleteWasn't Heathclif Riday's sister named Glumboclutch?..... Gulliver's Travels right?
ReplyDeleteNearly seven years later, same response.
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